Who Each Zodiac Sign is Secretly Trying to Impress
Aries: Their new neighbors at the neighborhood BBQ, aggressively showing off their grilling chops.

Taurus: The restaurant sommelier, by ordering the *expensive* bottle of wine.
Gemini: Their social media followers, posting about the latest drama in their life

Cancer: Their partner’s best friend, cooking a six-course meal from scratch.
Leo: Their coworkers, taking them out for lunch and smugly footing the bill

Virgo: The staff at the DIY hardware store.
Libra: Their book club members with a Pinterest-worthy snack table

Scorpio: All of their crush’s group of friends (except their crush)
Sagittarius: That cool travel blogger on Instagram

Capricorn: The salesperson at the computer store, correcting them on the specs of the latest gadget.
Aquarius: The self-checkout machine at the grocery store, by scanning and bagging their items with lightning speed

Pisces: One of their favorite musicians, by telling them they liked a song that they wasn’t actually theirs.

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